Back in my day...

  

It was obvious to everyone except myself that I wouldn't be selling many pies today especially with the price of fish and suchlike but being the processor of a stubborn streak I refused to crumble and fold and as if the Gods deemed I had earned myself a slice of good intention out of nowhere Barney Betsington appeared and offered me a nice tempter for the whole shooting match I said Barney you have put a sunshine smile upon my face when all I was feeling was the cold bite of winter's anger.