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10/15/2017 0 Comments

Penguins

By David Wang

I was going to write about penguins.

But I took too long to write my name.
It took me 34 tries to write my name correctly.
Really.

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10/14/2017 0 Comments

[Insert Name Here]

By David W.
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html.One day, a person named [Insert Name] had a (star)burstday parteeeeeeeee/ (Likke a teaaa parteee_) As they were giving out presents, his <grandpapapapa> gave him  a myserious box.x of cereal. [Insert Name] opened the box and THEN BOOM.
[Insert Name Here] went up the stairs to buy some <evil FLour. KABOMAJOE IS A VOLCANO LOCATED IN THE PILLOW>.exe

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10/13/2017 0 Comments

KIM CHINESE FOGOO


By David W.

GET YOU TOGO MENU AND ORDER CHINESE FOOD FROM,
KIM CHINESE FOGOO.
WE HAVE CHICKEN,
EVEN BABY ONES WHO CANT EAT CHEESE.
​DIPPED IN ORANGE PAINT.

YOU LIKE FRIED RICE?
HOW BOUT FRIEND RICE.

IT SO GOOD BOI.
HAV A CUP OF T.
WE MADE IT WITH NIGHTSHADE.

Pls dont sue me...

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10/12/2017 0 Comments

Y-you Too

By David W.

Grandpapa: Oh man! You’ve grown so much since the last time I saw you!

Me: Y-you too.

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10/11/2017 0 Comments

Wheel - Blow

 By Jonathan L.

Revolutionizing the tree industry since 1901.
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10/10/2017 0 Comments

Common Sense

By Common Sense

Buy this book, it’s Common Sense!

Common Sense by Common Sense
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10/9/2017 0 Comments

Pair of Pears

By David W.

Hey look!

It’s a Popsicle.

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10/8/2017 0 Comments

13 Reasons Why

By David W.

Why did I write this?

  • The Earth is polluted with trash and now Earth has a ring like Saturn! Except it’s made out of trash. Even better! It’s not just the ring, we litter-ally are surrounded by a sphere of trash! No wonder Earth hasn’t been invaded by aliens.
  • Unless you're allergic to peanut butter, go jump in a pool. It’s great advice.
  • What is the color of the sun? I don’t know. Maybe a box?
  • Why am I writing so much about space? Wait. IT IS CHRISTMAS ALREADY. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE. GO GET SOME FLOSS FOR YOUR HEALTH!
  • Erasers can’t erase everything. Unless you dip them in some Mountain Dew.
  • The Sun is a deadly laser.
  • Now there’s a blanket!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Why am I writing this, I don’t know,
  • What's that? A silver candle that's been used for a light bulb.  
  • Thankfully Hillary wasn’t elected as president, or else we’ll have a restroom for men, women, and attack helicopters.
  • I like my pizza BONELESS.
  • You can’t use flashlights in the dark, it doesn’t work, unless you microwave it with some cheese.
  • This is the 13th reason. Great right?
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10/7/2017 0 Comments

Facts

By David W.

The sky is blue,
Triangles have three angles,
Dogs have four legs,
EGGS MAKE OMELETS.

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10/6/2017 0 Comments

Flag Hampster

By Jonathan L. 

A rodent.

​Disgusting.


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