By Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid and Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet W.
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One Week Ago…

“Hey Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet, catch!” shouted Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid as he threw a water balloon.
“Alright!”, Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet answered as he LITERALLY CLAPPED THE BALLOON. “I BLAME MY PET PINEAPPLE FOR THIS!”, Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet screeched.

By Violet and David W.
Previously on The Sauce…

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS VIOLET?!”, David screamed.
“I’M NOT VIOLET!”, Evil Pineapple shouted. “I’m Evil Pineapple! I’m going to cover the entire world with Ketchupp™!”
“What have you done with Violet?!”, David asked angrily.
“I TURNED HIM INTO KETCHUPP™! AND NOW I’LL USE THAT KETCHUPP™  AS PART OF MY GLORIOUS PLAN!”
“You’ll never get away this!”, David shouted. David proceeded to roll on the floor
“OH YEAH?”, Evil Pineapple screeched. He also rolls on the floor. “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!”
David jumped up and started dabbing, because it’s ChumLit™. Then, he leapt onto Evil Pineapple and ripped him to shreds. “Yay!”, David cheered. But then he realized that he had no way to get back Violet! “OH DANG WOOHOO I JUST SLAPPED TWO ROCKS OF CAKE WITH ONE BULLET! BEST. DAY. EVER!”, David laughed.

The End… Or is it?
No.
It’s not.
Because…

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By David W.

Look in your refrigerator.
…
Did you throw away the ketchup…

*Cough cough VIOLET cough*

TEM COMING TO LAUNCH YOU INTO AN APPLE MADE OF CAKE.

By David W.

Yield,

You have a mouse in your car.