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9/30/2017 0 Comments

Sauce 5: We Gotta Stop Making These

By Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid and Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet W.
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One Week Ago…

“Hey Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet, catch!” shouted Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid as he threw a water balloon.
“Alright!”, Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet answered as he LITERALLY CLAPPED THE BALLOON. “I BLAME MY PET PINEAPPLE FOR THIS!”, Viviviviviviviviviviviviviolet screeched.

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9/29/2017 0 Comments

Sauce 4: The Ketchup Strikes Back

By Violet and David W.
Previously on The Sauce…

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS VIOLET?!”, David screamed.
“I’M NOT VIOLET!”, Evil Pineapple shouted. “I’m Evil Pineapple! I’m going to cover the entire world with Ketchupp™!”
“What have you done with Violet?!”, David asked angrily.
“I TURNED HIM INTO KETCHUPP™! AND NOW I’LL USE THAT KETCHUPP™  AS PART OF MY GLORIOUS PLAN!”
“You’ll never get away this!”, David shouted. David proceeded to roll on the floor
“OH YEAH?”, Evil Pineapple screeched. He also rolls on the floor. “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!”
David jumped up and started dabbing, because it’s ChumLit™. Then, he leapt onto Evil Pineapple and ripped him to shreds. “Yay!”, David cheered. But then he realized that he had no way to get back Violet! “OH DANG WOOHOO I JUST SLAPPED TWO ROCKS OF CAKE WITH ONE BULLET! BEST. DAY. EVER!”, David laughed.

The End… Or is it?
No.
It’s not.
Because…

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9/28/2017 0 Comments

Sauce 3: The Return of the Ketchup

By David W.

​Hey Look!

It’s a Pikachu!

No wait…

That’s a Pineapple!
And it’s walking…
Towards the fridge…

Violet: “OH MY GOD IT’S KETCHUP. BURN IT BURN IT WITH FIRE!”
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9/27/2017 0 Comments

Sauce 2: NO!

By Violet W.

“Yeah, I threw away the ketchup. I hate ketchup”
-
Violet Wang, September 14, 2017


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9/26/2017 0 Comments

Sauce

By David W.

Look in your refrigerator.
…
Did you throw away the ketchup…

*Cough cough VIOLET cough*

TEM COMING TO LAUNCH YOU INTO AN APPLE MADE OF CAKE.
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9/25/2017 0 Comments

The Stop Sign

By David W.

Yield,

You have a mouse in your car.

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9/24/2017 0 Comments

Bread Twists

By Jonathan L.

Domino's is good.

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9/23/2017 0 Comments

Pleating

By Violet W.

​Pleating?

What does that mean?
Pleating is what we do
When we want more food.
We plead to eat.
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9/22/2017 0 Comments

The Microwavable Mini Pizza Ring

By David W.

​Watermelons, Watermelons

They come in red and blue,
They have different shapes and sizes,
I need to change the lightbulb with a wet table.
Hey look!
A flying pig with a chair!

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