By Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid and Erererererererererererereric W.
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One Week Ago…

“Hey Erererererererererererereric, catch!” shouted Dadadadadadadadadadadadadavid as he threw a water balloon.
“Alright!”, Erererererererererererereric answered as he LITERALLY CLAPPED THE BALLOON. “I BLAME HILLARY CLINTON FOR THIS!”, Erererererererererererereric screeched.

By Eric and David W.
Previously on The Sauce…

“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ERIC?!”, David screamed.
“I’M NOT ERIC!”, Evil Pineapple shouted. “I’m Evil Pineapple! I’m going to cover the entire world with Ketchupp™!”
“What have you done with Eric?!”, David asked angrily.
“I TURNED HIM INTO KETCHUPP™! AND NOW I’LL USE THAT KETCHUPP™  AS PART OF MY GLORIOUS PLAN!”
“You’ll never get away this!”, David shouted. David proceeded to roll on the floor
“OH YEAH?”, Evil Pineapple screeched. He also rolls on the floor. “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!”
David jumped up and started dabbing, because it’s ChumLit™. Then, he leapt onto Evil Pineapple and ripped him to shreds. “Yay!”, David cheered. But then he realized that he had no way to get back Eric! “OH DANG WOOHOO I JUST SLAPPED TWO ROCKS OF CAKE WITH ONE BULLET! BEST. DAY. EVER!”, David laughed.

The End… Or is it?
No.
It’s not.
Because…

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By David W.

Look in your refrigerator.
…
Did you throw away the ketchup…

*Cough cough ERIC cough*

TEM COMING TO LAUNCH YOU INTO AN APPLE MADE OF CAKE.

By David W.

Yield,

You have a mouse in your car.