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***The poems below fit more under the comedy category. You have been warned.***
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11/30/2017 0 Comments

Fast Food

By David Wang

Cashier: “Credit or Debit?”

Me: “Yes”

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11/23/2017 0 Comments

A Haiku For Thanksgiving

By David Wang

​Happy Thanksgiving!

The day to give thanks to friends.
How ‘bout the turkey...

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11/23/2017 0 Comments

Y-you Too: Thanksgiving Edition

By David Wang

​Friend: Happy Thanksgiving!


Me: Y-you too.

Friend: But I live in Canada…

Me: Y-you Too

​
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11/23/2017 0 Comments

Happy Tanksgiving!

By David Wang

Plagiarism  


“ENENENE WE WANT SOME REAL CONTENT STOP WRITING THESE SHORT PIECES ENENE”

Oh you want some content?

“Writing For $2000 please.”

If your car travels at 68 mph,
And Sooubway serves quality cheesecake,

“When will David think of some good writing pieces?”

“Let’s talk about that.”

BA DUM BA DUM BA BUM BA DUM BUM BUM
BA DUM BA DUM BUM BA DUM

(Awkward Silence…)

Maybe next Thanksgiving.

But why Thanksgiving?

If you divided your car speed by 7,
you’ll get a new car because you used your new Samsung Galaxy Note 7 as a pickle.
On the pickle is a balloon, and the color is red.
The opposite of red is green,
And you know what else is  green?
Salad!
What were you thinking?
Subway?
Phttt!
Who eats Subway nowadays?
People who eat Subway are stupid.
(Me: Raises hand)
Ohhh…

Take 2

Who eats Subway nowadays?
We have POPTARTS.

Anyways…
What’s on the salad?
Lettuce, tomatoes, more lettuce, some kale.
When do you eat lettuce?
BEKFAST.

Take 3

You eat it at dinner.

Now,
Why did Subway change from making some quality sandwiches to cheesecake?
Maybe because of the comet shower that happened during Peanut Butter Day.
The word, “Peanut” has 6 letters.
You know what else has six letters?
Cheese.
What is cheese in?
Cheesecake.
“Cheesecake” has 10 letters.
You know what else has 10 letters?
Ten Letters.

(BOOM, MIC DROP)

Jk,

So, what does dinner and cheesecake have to do with Thanksgiving?





MENU:

THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH CHEESE CAKE…………………………………………………………..….$56.99


But hey, that’s just a theory,
A COPYRIGHTED THEORY
THANKS FOR WATCHING.

Note: When I was writing the word “Thanksgiving”, I wrote, “TANKSGIVING.”

So,

MERRY TANKSGIVING EVERYONE

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11/16/2017 0 Comments

November 16th, 2017

Boss: "YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN SO LONG! YOU'RE FIRED!

Me: Y-You Too
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