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***The poems below fit more under the comedy category. You have been warned.***
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10/31/2017 0 Comments

Happy Holloween!

By David Wang

​Happy Holloween

Have a safe trip to France!
Don’t forget to go Treat or Treating!

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10/23/2017 0 Comments

Dishwasher


By David Wang

Tired of washing your dirty dishes?
Wish there was a faster way?
Now there is!

By using the ultimate BrushBrushBrush,
You can just smash it on the floor.

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10/20/2017 0 Comments

Pop Quiz

By David W.
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“Are the avocados ripe yet?”

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10/16/2017 0 Comments

Back in my day...

  

It was obvious to everyone except myself that I wouldn't be selling many pies today especially with the price of fish and suchlike but being the processor of a stubborn streak I refused to crumble and fold and as if the Gods deemed I had earned myself a slice of good intention out of nowhere Barney Betsington appeared and offered me a nice tempter for the whole shooting match I said Barney you have put a sunshine smile upon my face when all I was feeling was the cold bite of winter's anger.  

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10/15/2017 0 Comments

Penguins

By David Wang

I was going to write about penguins.

But I took too long to write my name.
It took me 34 tries to write my name correctly.
Really.

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10/14/2017 0 Comments

[Insert Name Here]

By David W.
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html.One day, a person named [Insert Name] had a (star)burstday parteeeeeeeee/ (Likke a teaaa parteee_) As they were giving out presents, his <grandpapapapa> gave him  a myserious box.x of cereal. [Insert Name] opened the box and THEN BOOM.
[Insert Name Here] went up the stairs to buy some <evil FLour. KABOMAJOE IS A VOLCANO LOCATED IN THE PILLOW>.exe

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10/13/2017 0 Comments

KIM CHINESE FOGOO


By David W.

GET YOU TOGO MENU AND ORDER CHINESE FOOD FROM,
KIM CHINESE FOGOO.
WE HAVE CHICKEN,
EVEN BABY ONES WHO CANT EAT CHEESE.
​DIPPED IN ORANGE PAINT.

YOU LIKE FRIED RICE?
HOW BOUT FRIEND RICE.

IT SO GOOD BOI.
HAV A CUP OF T.
WE MADE IT WITH NIGHTSHADE.

Pls dont sue me...

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10/12/2017 0 Comments

Y-you Too

By David W.

Grandpapa: Oh man! You’ve grown so much since the last time I saw you!

Me: Y-you too.

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10/11/2017 0 Comments

Wheel - Blow

 By Jonathan L.

Revolutionizing the tree industry since 1901.
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10/10/2017 0 Comments

Common Sense

By Common Sense

Buy this book, it’s Common Sense!

Common Sense by Common Sense
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